Drowning Lessons.

If only they played their old stuff.
-sigh-

Ew.
Sigh? Omg.
I'm sounding blonde before I even get there.
So not attractive. I prefer brain power over the peroxide.
But I am so bored with my hair.
Gah.
I'm so moving to London.
Even if it takes me forever to get there. London weather = love.

She said 'feels fine. its wonderful wonderful here'
Gah.
I lied.
Its not fine.
I wonder how MCR is at the moment.
Aww SugarFrank.

MISHAFAGFACE is coming with me tomorrow. Maybe we'll see that guy with the pretty hair.

The whole Lustre issue is annoying me. I don't know what to so. Misha's telling me to do one thing and its contradicting everything I thought of doing. Maybe I should just leave it alone and see what happens.

Ugh. I'm going to miss MISHAFAGFACE when she goes.
Who is going to clear up these situations for me when my head is clouded with the wrong impressions and such?
Ahhhhh.
fgtrnbw. will miss mishafagface.
emofgt. isn't helping one bit. Damn that Jelly.
Someone come online?
I am going to start pulling my hair out.
I WILL PUNCH A HOLE IN THE WALL.
THINK OF THE WALL!

I just need to breathe. In, out. In, out.
Frank.
SHIT.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
There he is. Looking all awesomely awesome and heroic and here I am. In my room, looking up at the wall next to my bed. I love Kerrang! for that issue.
Oh, and BOB!
Ugh.

I lay quiet. Waiting for her voice to say: 'Some things you lose and some things you just give away...'

I don't want Misha to be in a different country, let alone a different continent.
DAMN YOU MISHA.
OH. I just need something to drink.
Non-alcoholic.
I don't drink any more.
[Insert laughter track because that is the biggest lie I have ever told]
[Scratch that...ONE of the biggest lies I've ever told]

Biggest lie I ever told.
Oh, too bad to confess on this insecure piece of shit.

PEACE OUT !
-dyz_./

OMFGG!

BARON TOTALLY LOOKS LIKES JANELLE IN THE CHOP SUEY! VIDEO CLIP.


FREAAAAAAAAAAKYYYYYYY.

-dyz_./

Such a small world.

Hers is a tonic and mine is a gin.

Haha. Daniel Radcliffe likes Flathead by The Fratellis, too.
Ew at his haircut. And that freaking awkward kiss in the R.O.R.

Yer, Blonde this weekend.
Hopefully all goes good. I'm probably going to hate it, but I only have to suffer it until he 13th.
Then purple, yo.

I've got to start Lorraine's present now. Because Dana knows what I have in plan and my thought process plus blah blah blah.
And her present will taken fricking forever.
Hahah, Freakin' Chicken.

AERIALS. IN THE SKY.
<3

Yer, I'm bored.
Tutoring.
Meh.
Hope he's not mad that I've just missed two weeks...
Meh, its Nigel, he's usually nice.

Ahh, shit. Lorraine reads this.
LORRAINE. IGNORE TOP PART.

Ick. Dreading formal.
Its coming. The thought of me...in heels.
AHHHH.

I'll probably sit there the whole time folding napkins into random chatterboxes or boats.
Or whatever other origami stuff I can do...[nothing...I'll just make it up as I go along].

Also, I didn't know that Gagan went to Doony Tech. Does he even still go to JAC? Or should I call it EKC.
HAHA at the name change. It sounds ridiculous.

If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.

PEACE OUT !
-dyz_./

Careers Day, yo.

My mother heard all the screaming.
It was funny.

OLMC and our school.
Hahah, how tense. Is there any specific reason our school is supposed to hate them?
Or is it just bitchy girl tradition?
Well, then again, I like fights =]

"Tria, start a fight with someone!!!"
Yes, Lorraine...we're totally innocent in this.

And that blonde douche of a girl.
"That is the year ten at this school?"
UGH to you too, Princess.
"We're going to dominate your school"
Like fuck you will.

Of course, if a fight did break out, Lana and Lorraine and me would probably just stand there. Lana all gangster and Lorraine and me looking bored. Unless someone came and attacked us.
Scratching and the pulling of hair is just...
Do they think thats how they are going to survive the world?
Meh.

That Julius Media thingy is cool.
ROADIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Band Manager?
With a Psych degree.

OMFG.
Psych is 95.85
HANDS UP THOSE WHO THINK I CAN DO THAT?
Do you see any hands?
No, exactly.
Its all good for Dana to get her 99.55 but...
Gahhhhhhhh.
Does anyone actually think I can go that good?
-sigh-
Off to wallow in my misery.

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

Such Fules <3

(F)LaNa BaNAnA(F) Welcome to the good life.: haha my neighbour is outside staring at his tree
(F)LaNa BaNAnA(F) Welcome to the good life.: wat a knob!:P
»»| | δяυ[GG]εδ кι[ŦŦ]ч | |«« ¬¯± ċчßεя šкι[ŦŦ]Łεż ± ¯¬ ღღ: lolz
dyz; JERKFACE_ -this heart attack.: im a little teapot....
(F)LaNa BaNAnA(F) Welcome to the good life.: we know.

Oh, the cleverness of us!

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

APOTHEOSIS

A model of excellence or perfection of a kind.

Our new group thingy.
Yer.
Sounds cool.
Hey, if we don't have a high opinion of ourselves, then who will?

[ Lorraine agrees=) ]

PEACE OUT !
-dyz_./

ROAD TRIP.

Yes.
My dad has agreed.
But not too far away.

Was just talking to my brother.
HE HAS A NANA/WORDPAYNE RING!!!1
Gahhh at him.
I want one.

I want a Jeep.
I shall work towards getting one.
I misses my brother, yo.
He always helps me get stuff.
Like Road trips.

I have nothing to say today.
I said it all to Shella.

Also.
Dyzzle has lost Kodou.
Shall I mourn my loss now?
Jilly still hasn't told me what she wants so yer.
Gahhh, SHE LOST TOO.
Just mere seconds after me.
Damn her.
[Insert growly face]

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./
I need to read more fanfics.
I'm bored with my uneventful life.

PS. MY HOMIEZZZ: 'across the universe'.

Whoa.

Casey Calvert is dead.
No more screams in Hawthorne Heights...
That was kinda shocking to find out.

And oh my god.
Do I have to listen to this song for the next five billion weeks?
Can't Idol people compose better songs?

Whoa.
R.I.P. Casey.

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

Voting?

I just remembered.

Australia has a new government.
Awesome.
I reckon that more people care about voting for a new Australian Idol.
I don't really care about Idol.
Matt has a higher chance of winning because the majority of voters are female. He isn't that great looking. Bob Bryar would beat him any day...
Haha Literally.
My mom was like "What is she wearing?"
Yer mom, he is wearing a blue suit thing.
Hahah.

Meh. Whatever.

Kevin Rudd has the Greens on his side because of the Kyoto Protocol.
I kinda feel bad for his youngest son. He had to wear a suit and it was all over national television. Funny because he obviously has no idea how to wear one.
He looked so uncomfortable, it was hilarious.

Which reminds me of Ansh. Hahha.
Trust an Indian to wear black formal pants with white formal shoes.

Eight hours in a car has bored me. Someone talk to me.
Its only ten pm.
Dana?
You're usually up until 3 or so.
Meh.
I'm off to do that whole school thing.
I really must find my uniform.
Oh, and charge my phone and stuff.
Ahhh, I need ten bucks for that Careers Day crap. Bleugh.
I highly doubt they are going to have a thing on Psychology so why the hell should I care?

And I need to ask Lorraine when our excursion thingy to Loony Park is.
I ne'er remember these things.
I'm hopeless.
Hehehe, my blizzard monsters.
Oh my, Tom Sturridge is gorgeous.
WHY THE FUCK IS BELLA SO UGLY?
OMGAH.
I don't think I've ever hated a casting director as much as I hate the one for Twilight.
Kristen Stewart? ARE YOU SERIOUS?
THEY WANTED UNDERGROUND ACTORS. AND THEY PICK HER?
HER?
OF ALL PEOPLE? HER?231231
Emily Browning would have been perfect, but no. They pick shitty Kristen Stewart.
EW EW EW EW.
DUDE.
EDWARD WOULD NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH...THAT!!!!!!!!
Deborah Aquila and Mary Tricia Wood should be shot.
HAVE THEY EVEN READ THE BOOK?
Stephenie Meyer should have picked people for main characters. She knows her characters better than everyone. And she knew Emily Browning was so born to play Bella.
Fricking Kristen Stewart.
GAHHHH!
I am going to beg Sofia Coppola to remake this movie.

As for Edward.
If Tom Sturridge isn't Edward, I refuse to watch it.
Unless, of course, Jasper Hale is sex on legs.
Oh!
Must dash!
MATT IS SINGING ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SONG.
'Cause its a bittersweet symphony, this lifeeeeeeeeeee

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

'Quaratinis, Anyone?'

I'm Back!!!
[Strokes invisible evil looking kitty cat.]
Well, in a second, when I am finished writing 'Thanks for the fav' for the millionth time, I will think of something to write....

Okay.
Yes, to those who are familiar with it, I finally logged on to dA. I only replied to relly old comments though, so no uploady yet. Wait for the holidays when I get to tax my brothers SLR =]

Whoa, it took forever to go through all those new uploads.
Maybe I should do something...

Mansfield was funny. Getting up late and drinking loads of Sweet Red Sacramental Wine, unblessed of course. Ahhh, priests are fun. Every priest we know owns a four wheel drive of some sort. Actually, we know a lot of priests.

Oddest dream ever that one night...
Walking through a blizzard in a forest, being rescued by 'Adam Monroe' [hehe yes Heroes] and then when I am back with civilization I see Daniel Radcliffe get arrested and Rupert Grint laughing his arse off at him.
Chester Bennington was in the corner smiling at me while Mike Shinoda was 'Petrified' by Fort Minor. AHHHH, and how could I forget Tom Sturridge leaning on a wall looking all pretty and stuff.
It was so weird.
Are we allowed to have so many famous people in our dreams? Whose paying for all these cameos?
The funniest thing was those weirdo monsters I had to avoid in that blizzard thingy.
The minute you step four inches away from someone, they freeze and their teeth end up being sharp hards of ice. Pretty cool actually. And all the more reason to stick closer to Adam Monroe.
Hahahaha. Hey man, he was pretty in Alias.

Also, that Sleepover movie...
HOW ON EARTH DID I NOT KNOW AOUT THAT?
I mean, cough. I don't watch horrendous girly movies.
I don't usually, but it was just hella funny.
And ew.
The guy that blonde person was going out with.
Ew. He really can't dance.
But then again, the 'sk8r boi' [ick felt disgusting writing that] that could was 'hXc' dancing to the best of his ability looks really weird and is a bit of a douche.
Haha. that Riley guy from Out There was in that. Another reason I find it so hard to believe I never knew about this movie.
That Steve guy from Evan Almighty was in it too.
And that guy who played her brother was from that Tim Allen Movie.
Haha, I need a life.

Hey its Mr. B's birthday today.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISTER B SIR!

Okay, I'm going to go draw some random shizzle.
PEACE OUT !

-dyz_./
PS. I PASSED THE 'OUR LADY OF SORROWS' CHURCH AGAIN/
Every time we go past it, I think of Our Lady of Sorrows by MyChem<3>

We're all going on a summer holiday...

Its 8:42am.
The bell for homeroom has gone and people are gathering to exchange stories about their nights.
My night? House and Life. Ohhh yeaaah.

But I can't hear the bell, because I am at home with wet hair and my bag packed.
Unfortunately, I have to go to Melbourne this weekend.
Sorry.

I really am loving this staying home thing. I should do it more often.

My report wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, and my parents didn't even do 'the Lecture'.
I mean, I'm doing pretty well I guess. We can't ALL be as good as DANA.
Miss Straight A student.
Deeh, just because I can understand you while you rattle off with your extensive vocabulary, doesn't mean I am as SMRT as you. XD.

Hahah, Jilly and me were late to tutoring last night. Don't tell my parents.
It was by accident...we were doing homework =]

So anyway, we're leaving at 9:30am but my mom has an interview [fingers crossed] and so we are actually going at 11am, but meh. I got my books.
I haven't had a chance to corrupt Jex with that book but I will soon.

Okay, I am gong to go, my pretties.
I will try my very best to update while I am there, but if not...yer.
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE<3

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./
Oh, Dana. You love me. You know you do. You always will.
I love you from the bottom of my left ventricle.
And yes, azn Adonis said hello first =]

Artist and Repertiore.

Love that song.

Ten thousand people died recently.
I wonder if any of those people had been on their way to killing themselves.
Don't you think its kind of unfair that there are many people who die that actually enjoy their lives and many of those that survive are the ones who don't want to?
Just ironic.

I was listening to old 5ive songs today.
There is just something about that band.

Also, that banana fight at lunch was funny as. Katherine got all worked up over this girl who is allergic to bananas...WHO THE HELL IS ALLERGIC TO BANANAS?
Well yer. Them year eight girls were all like 'Mooooove, cuz' mah frend iZ allergic' and the Aussie Year Ten group were like 'Its easier to move one girl than eight' and I felt like yelling out 'WELL WHY DON'T YOU ALL MOVE, BECAUSE TECHNICALLY WE HAD THIS SPOT FIRST AND I REFUSE TO STOP EATING BANANA LOLLIES!!!#@%65765^%@@!!!!!!'
If she was allergic to bananas, wouldn't it be her responsibility to inform people earlier and not just a few weeks before the end of our Caring years?
ADGGFHSF!
[insert grace polk frustrated dance thing]

Ha! just found out that Theresa will be going to New York, New York.
Fuckface. JUST FOUND OUT. She's been planning for a while! Gahhh. Well I hope she gets some money and comes with me to Soundwave!
AHHHHH WHY DOES THE LINE UP HAVE TO BE SO GOOD?
WHY, JOEL, WHY??!!!1??

Why do people ask why its New York, New York?
Isn't it New York City, New York?
Like when you write someone a letter [and wow I wish someone would] and you go Sydney, Australia or Buffalo, New York?
Because its a city as well as a state?

Meh.
Don't ask....
Dana and Jex are going to sing New York, New York. The wonderful age-old Frank Sinatra classic. They sound awesome...as for the choreography? Yer well, I guess walking around around like you know what you are doing works for now...
HAHAH XD.

My momma bought them seaweed thingys. Yayy! I'm so azn. [Weird triangle hand thing...ahhhh don't worry]

I'm reading TTYL and l8r, g8r and omfg. teh wholee fing iZ totalee iInN ChhAtSppe3aKk.
GAHH. CHATSPEAK IS SO HARD! Why can't people use English? I mean, I already have enough trouble trying to comprehend what people say anyways.

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./
G'night my azn buddies! Sadly Joel, this includes you.
You are azn no matter how much you dislike it xDD.

?

Yer, you're probably like WTFF? Couldn't smile?
Death is kind of revered in my family. Is better to be in heaven instead of slowly suffering on earth.
Just wanted to point out the insanity of my family.

Oh and haha, Kevin Rudd's wife is really a man.
Jokes.

-dyz_./

=S

Before I realise I actually don't want to post this, I might as well post faster than my reclusive side takes control once more.
I haven't really cried over anything that matters.

I couldn't smile when my Granddad on my father's side died, and I could only go so far as to look sad when my Granddad on my mother's side died. I haven't cried over a single thing that means something important. And sure, it might be about perception and what I think is important, but I know that Joan Girardi isn't real. She's a character.

Yet, I watch the same 'Trial and Error' episode over and over and I cry. Doesn't that sound so...just fucking shitty.
I can't let out one fucking tear when two members of my family dies and yet I can bawl when Adam cheats on Joan.
What the hell does that even mean?

I watch that episode on purpose. Just to feel that one little bit of normality. I feel like I go through this catatonic stage whenever someone I knew passes away.
Father G? Didn't talk about anything really for a week. Nothing of substance, in fact, nothing coherent. If i acted this way, then I wonder how Lylca acted, I mean, he was her father and a wonderful priest.
My brothers friend? Whoa, did I feel like shit that day. So helpless wondering about how he died. It was odd and just so simple, so finite, so logical but not logical at all. How could he just be sitting there not breathing? Its not like he was straining so there was no pressure on any vital organ. I mean, how can that just happen? Aren't we built to protect from that kinda of thing? Just stop functioning?

I didn't ever tell anyone that a week after my granddad's death [mom's side], I was still looking for the Nutella we hid to keep for ourselves and when I found it, I ate half. I emptied out the other half and buried it under the tree in our backyard. I spelled out his name in alphabet soup and ate it letter by letter. Pretty shitty way of coming to terms with the fact that my favourite grandfather had just left the earth.

I'm having doubts about posting this. I think I may take it down, depending on how I feel about it being here. Its not like many read this garbage that files out of my brain anyway.

peace out.
[oh wow, symbolism, no caps lock or exclamation mark]
English will kill me eventually.
-dyz_./

Yer guys, don't mention this at school, or I will lovingly rip your delightful throats out. =]
And I mean that in the nicest way possible.

Chiodos.

I walked past them on AP. Craig looked so funny. He sounds like a little boy. Hahaha.
It was funny on the bus, when that ranga emo kid looked at me like 'omfg! you listen to chiodos?' when my phone went off.

Its about nine-thirty and my breakfast was Chocolate Cake and Coke =] but my parents are only allowing me because my dad is in too much pain to argue and I am sick.
I don't want to go to the doctor. I hate antibiotics, especially since I am allergic to Penicillin and they give me that syrupy crap. But I will have to tell my parents that I just coughed up blood a few moments ago.

Thankfully, after I got home instead of when I was reading at Church. Yer, that wouldn't have gone down too well with th priest. Evil old man.
Then he pointed at me at the end and I thought he was going to hurl some insults at me and make God smite me...
But then he said "beautiful reading" and I was all "AHHHHHHH! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH FATHER BRIDGE!"

He's usually not that nice. Or nice at all.

Although I will write this here and hopefully no one will use it as proof, I miss my brother. Things are so boring at home. And I want my watch. Hahah, Mom got up at around six yesterday and folded all his clothes so I now have the messiest room [PROUD!]
But I should clean it. Last time I tripped over my school bag.

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

PS. I woke up with three bruises this morning. How the hell do I keep doing that?



P.P.S. I just wanted something else.....

Karoke and Dyanne.

Not a match made in heaven and keep those microphones away because I refuse to sing into them. It was hilarious singing until 12 ish.

And Jelly and her damn Garters.
I am still coming to terms with the thought of her walking up to her mother as asking her for very skanky garters. "With Lace!" [cough.]
Although I must say, they did look fantabulous and added to the NANA look. Haha. Damn those freaky azns.

As for Dana...
Haha, if Deeh wore stuff like that more often, Azn Adonis would be like 'What Girlfriend?'.
Hey, just being supportive...Don't hurt me, Deeh. And if you do want to hurt me just think of these three words. Books, Cardigan, Glasses.
HA! I HAVE IMMOBILISED YOU!
Okay, enough taunting...for now.

Haha, I think Lana cried when we gave her that book. I tried with every fibre in my being to be as nice as possible and write something [ack] Sweet.
Oh no! Dad's critism has ruined my thoughts! Let us never speak of Nice Dyanne again.

Hahha, when Tim had to fill up fuel and Deeh was in the car with her cat ears, this lady just looked at her funny, and I was trying my best not to laugh too hard.

Also, I am very glad I took my Chucks and a spare shirt with me, because MY! Those Boots and that belt were killing me. Oh yer...THAT BELT IS TALLER THAN ME. Makes me feel special.

By the way Deeh, you whacking that box was so hilarious I ended up lying on Lana's grass, tears in my eyes, and Jelly trying my help me up. Yes, that funny. Usually I'd think violence in those heels would be scary, but was just funny as.

I don't think Shella realised what I am like outside of school and the hospital. Usually we're out in public and well, I can't go nts there. Plus, wayyyyy too much coke and red lollies...

Ahhha, and her parents found out about the webcam and all Lana came up with was "it was always there".
Hahaha.
Oh and did I mention to you Deeh, they found out about the Bacardi Misha had put in that bottle. They said she could have just asked for Breezers instead of it straight...

Also, should people be flirting with other people in Church?
Sorry, Deeh. I had to ask. Even if I get no more answer than an outraged you.

Its 29 Degrees Celsius, Dyanne is young [enough] and will spend her night reading.
We have chocolate cake! But I have to read for church tomorrow. Damn. I hate reading.
Those people with their beady eyes. Did I mention I was short? And they had a step for me? Yer well they do. Enjoy laughing at that.

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

Whtie Ninja Plus LanaFace.

Hahahaha.
Have you read White Ninja Comics?
Hilarious.
I'll ad one to the bottom of my post.

Lana's party was fun. Damn those bubbles!
Being chased by those freaky bubbles.
Catching the bus with deeh was hella funny.
O0o0o0o0o DEEEH. I am your good luck charm

Well I have more to write, but I am getting kicked off.
Never fear. Dyanne WILL be back.
PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

ROLFLMAO!!!!!!

Supp?

Just quickly because my mom is stealing th computer.


Dad's fine, all went well. I'm quite sure he was cracked over the head instead of receiving anesthetic because of his annoying behaviour.

Dipshit has left the country! I get the Bokken! Whooooo.
But he gets to go on that big jumbo plane that Singapore Airlines just bought. That plane is about a week old. That bitch.

Erm....
Yer, Lana's party tonight !

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LANA <3
You are now legal [cough.]
Haha, What your name backwards?

Yer, thats about all I am going to say for a little while, because I've got to get ready in my Pirate get up =]

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

PS. I am Dana's lucky charm. Five weeks Dana? Or was it Seven? WELL IT WAS A LONG TIME!
Hahaha <3

My brother the damn hero.

Insignificantly enough we both have significant others...

Ha! Love that line.
Anyway...

My brother saved someone yesterday. How awesome is that?
Yer, a girl with a story way worse than TWLOHA's.
She had one of her wrist bandaged and loads of rubber bands on the other, looking really gloomy. Reminds me of that 'Story of Girl' song, because Dipshit said she was pretty when she smiled.
Aww, all he needs is a damn cape.
Oh wait. He's got one. I helped him pick it out. Its shiny =]
She was going to kill herself. See what a little light does? See what a little bit of attention does?

Speaking of TWLOHA, go visit the website.
Thats the story: http://twloha.com/the_story.php
Yer. Sad.

Gahhh.
Also had to change our assignment.
No more baking cookies.
Don't be jealous.
Growl.

SHE'S HEARING VOICES...

Yer, I think I have finally gone mad, though there are many that will say I was before.
I am hearing people calling out my name. FREAAAAAAAKY.

Red Pill, Blue Pill, Red Pill, Blue Pill...
How Kele and Gordy can say that so many times without getting confused between the words amazes me. You say it a billion times perfectly! Not that easy.

I apologise in advance to anyone reading this next part and is uncomfortable by the topic.

Okay.
WHAT IS UP WITH OUR GROUP?
Do we not have anything else to talk about other than Boobs?
Oh my god. I don't think I have ever been so...I don't even have a word to describe.
I mean, usually its MY job to make the group feel awkward, and its a task I enjoy...but when did our group turn into...you know...the unambitious-thickheaded-idiots-who-worry-about
-breaking-a-nail-and-what-they
-will-wear-tomorrow...group.
What happened to our topics of substance?
AND WOULD MCAULEY CHICKS PLEASE STOP FLASHING LORRAINE AND ME? PLEASE?
I am coming undone, ripping at the seams of my sanity. I mean, theres hardly any left anyway. MUST YOU TAKE THAT AWAY?
Dana, if you are reading this, bow your head in shame. This is partly your fault.
And someone please tell Jelly that I do not want to know when she is wearing her ichigo underwear. I will have strawberry nightmares!

I am going to leave before I pop a blood vessel!
Probably write more later because SOMEONE is getting bored because I don't write enough.

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

PS. DANA! I HAVE NEW INSPIRATION!!!!!!!!!
I AM GOING TO WRITE A RANDOM THINGY ON GABRIEL! WHOOOOO.
As my brother so attractively puts it, 'Gabriel is a job, not a person. Gabriel changes. Gabriel is immortal'.
Doesn't that sound coool?
I think he said that after watching Constantine...
Well yer.
=]

<AHHH OMG AT ANDREW KENDALL'S NEW LAYOUT3

B.Y.O.B.

I GETZ TO BAKE COOOKIEEEZZZSZZS!~~!``1q%77%46!!!!2@!!

Be Jealous.

Yer, thats it. The only thing interesting in my life at the moment.
<3

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

COKE SLUSHIEEEEE.

No, not coke as in sniff-omg-flashy-lights-and-getting-stoned etc, but Coke...
Meh. I'm over explaining.

Another Paroxysm.
I wanna name my kid, if its a girl, Cadence.
I'm not sure whether because its a pretty name or because I can start calling her Decadence, but still.

Okay.
Thats pretty much all I wanted to say.
Oh.
And I should really go slower on exams and stuff and ban my brain from thinking during the time I have left.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD THOUGHTS !

HA! at shella, because she knows and now I have to kill her.
Cough.

I'm tired and my brain is shutting down.
Wait.
I've already mentioned this.

Dad's going to hospital on Friday.
Joy!
Everything happens on Friday.
Dad = Hospital.
Dipshit [cough my oh so lovely brother] = Goes to India.
Lana = Douche has her birthday.

Gahhhh.
Now I gotta figure out how I'm supposed to get home!
JOY!

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

Tehehehe.

My brain is shutting down and I cannot think of names.
As you could probably tell.

Yer. That is also what I am blaming the whole Mitchel Musso incident on.
Plus when I write MM fics is sounds as if I am talking about Manson.
Sorry, but Marilyn Manson fics? Are you serious?
I mean, I don't mind the music and all...
But there are some interesting things I rather not delve into regarding him.

I forgot what I was going to say...
Man!
I've been doing this a lot lately.

Oh well.

Dear Dana.
Please do NOT answer this on the blog comment, I beg of you.
But remember our little list? Concerning 'AZN ADONIS'.
Cough... James. I'm sorry, but I just love your reaction when I say his name.
But yer.
Our list.
I'm letting you pick numero ....erm. Three. I mean Trios.
OH shush you get the IDEA.
Meh.
School.
Meh.
-dyz_./

Whoa.
I've just realised that I don't even use the 'Letter To Anyone' Thread anymore.
Actually, I haen't been to my usual 'hang out' for a while now.
Hey look. Dispshit is home.

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

Hehehe.

HAHA at the Blogger Buzz thing.
Collecting To-Do lists.
Where do I get paid to do that?

It happened yet again.
About the fifth time I though I had lost my keyboard when it is sitting on my lap.
I rather have it here than on my desk. Its so rigid on the desk.

Anyways.
You know you have weird friends when they say they like exams and when they start asking you how many sexual positions you know.
Get out. Get out of that relationship while you still can.
Run very far away.
And drink some Mizone or something.

Hahaha
I cannot believe I read Mitchel Musso fanfiction.
WTFF?
What is wrong with me?
It wasn't that bad actually.
I could have written something better, but who writes MM fics when there is a whole lot of Frank Anthony Thomas Iero, Matthew Tong and Draco Malfoy?

Dont even ask.
I'm just a little bit unhinged.
Okay.
I'm off to read a fanfic.
ANY RECCOMENDATIONS?
NOT FROM YOU LORRAINE!
YOU LIE ABOUT THE LENGTH!

PEACE OUT !
-dyz_./

Also, byt the way...
I've been accused and been caught red handed.
I am officially a gangster.
A hardcore gangster.
lol @ Joel.
Wtff? He does't even read his.
I'm so bored.....

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Yer, I know.
I've done it again.
'The Dana' as I've called it.

But yer.
Back to the sad points of my life and the realisation.
MITCHEL MUSSO = Aang.
Hahahah
Only really nerdy Avatar: The Last Airbender watchers will gather my excitement.
Hahaha
Woow.
If I am this clueless in the School Cert exams tomorrow I might as well go up to Mr. J and tell him he can flunk me in advance for Physics next year.

Hahaha
I cannot believe we screamed in Monster House.
Awww memories.
I miss Andii, wish she lived here still so we could go and watch other PG movies and scream and get laughed at by random five year olds.
Oh yer, and thrown hard boiled candy at them, which I forgot last time, but they got whipped by the edible vampire teeth I got sick of.
No they weren't the ones in my mouth, but I should have used those ones.

PS.
LISTEN TO Poison Girl// H.I.M.
....Dana.
Actually, just wait for tomorrow. I'll make you listen!

PEACE OUT !
-dyz_./

Leave A Note For You My Only One.

Here I go.
Scream my lungs out trying to get to you.
You are my only one.

Why this sudden paroxysm of Yellowcard? Well, actually for once, I don't have a snide remark or sharp reply to my insanity.
I am just content with listening to music thats on my mp3, but I don't necessarily listen to.
Ooh, it just changed to Special K.

I describe the way I feel....can this saviour be for real?

I have no idea what I'm saying.
I just need to talk, babble, rant, vent, speak my mind.

Hahha
Emily Osment from Hannah Montana likes some really good music.
Radiohead =]
Hahaha and she's also Gerti Giggles from Spy Kids.
LOL at her.
Her brother is that Haley Joel Osment person.
He was sooooo cute in Sixth Sense.

Okay shut up dyz.
I'm going.
Whatever.
Hahah Whatever trevor.
Hey, thats my uncles name.
Okay I'm going to go before I hurt myself, mentally.

PEACE OUT !
-dyz_./

School Certificate and how it BURNS MY LIFE!

Enjoy this post.
For it will be my last.
For days I have contemplated whether I should break this to you...and then I realised only Dana and Lorraine, that I know of, read this anyway and they see me at school.
So Yer.
I'm probably not going to be here for about a week as I have this small exam thing called a School Certificate. You may of heard of it.
ITS BURNING MY LIFE.

But anyway.
Seeing as for English we are probably going to have to do something along the lines of Creative Writing...I will include just a bit of mine in here.
I think its crapola and I could probably do tonnes better, but hey.
Wolverine was on my television screen only mere hours ago and I think my brain was starved of air from the hyperventilating.
I mean, hello! WOLVERINE! and PYRO!.
<CARVINGLOVEINTOMYVINTAGECHEESE3
Enjoy this piece of crap.
Until another time.
PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

She was a dainty being, with thin but healthy hands clasping her trenchcoat. She ran past, obviously in a hurry to meet a deadline. Just that small gestrure had send his mind into a whirlwind. All his senses were suddenly invading and he did not even mind. Mysterious was the only word to describe her at that moment from what his eyes took in. They way she held her trenchcoat showed her reclusive side. She did not enjoy having her mind probed and she especially did not like people trying to find out what ghosts she had to deal with. Her scent was confusing. Sweet smelling of some perfume made from an exotic flower probably somewhere on the coast of a beach or tropical rainforest humanity had left alone for the most part. That was not all. The scent also mingled, drifted along with the familiar smoke of a freshly stubbed out cigarette, a clove one, if his nose did not fail him. She had hardly make a sound as she had dashed past except a quiet pardon for knocking into him. Her voice mimicked her scent. Soft, but with an underlying tone of honesty and seemed to have the audacity to speak her mind. Her touch was not as gentle as the rest of her had been, but then again, she had just ran right into him and did not touch him again to portray her apologies.
As for taste... Well that would have been too much to hope for.

Crap, isn't it? Haha Let me know.
Whoever actually reads this crap that oozes out of my brain...
-dyz_./

If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.

Well some people don't. There are still some hoax believers.
Meh. I don't really care, but if this was true and the whole Landing on the Moon thing was a big fat bogus lie, then a lot of peoples spirits will deflat in five, four, three, two, one.
Blast off. The lie has landed.
Houston, I guess there is a problem.
I'm not the only kid who believed and I'm quite sure I won't be the last to forget about it until it appears on my Modern History exam.

Never mind.
The only thing that is more annoying than doing past papers on the BORED of Studies website. Okay, I really mean the Board of Studies, because Bored of Studies is a website too [and rocks according to Lo, who is again next to me.....TECHNO DANCE INFERNO!]
Hahaha, Yay she joined in.
But yer.
Back to what I was going to write.
Noodle Boxes.
Oh My Dear God In Heaven Ruling Over All The World!!
OW-Y OW-Y OW OW!
Never ever do it on a half full stomach. I swear, you will not eat until 3 years later!
I'm still feeling it and its 12:08 pm the next day and I ate it at about 4pm yesterday.
But hey! Jilly and me tortured Dana with it and whoa it was fun.
She won't think so, but hey! We were all Noodle Box virgins once in our lives [LOL. Dana...Noodle Box Virgin.....]

Yer.
Oh well.
I'm going to go now because I bet you anything I will get sprung by my teacher.
Also those who were at lunch yesterday....

"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT MASTERBATING IS!?"

PEACE OUT !
-dyz_./

agsdjasgdhsgfd OMFGGGGGG

Yer sorry Lorraine.
You get it.

Okay.
I have just found out that one of my favourite books is actually a movie.
YAYYYYYYYYYYYY for Robert Downy Jr.
I have found new respect for him
Although I must say, he plays the shittiest role.
Drug addict man Whore.....Cough. Julian.
BAHAHAHHAA

CALMMMMMMMM
C-A-L-M.
All I can say is : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Awesomely Awesome and awesome awesome awesome.
Plus awesome-o infinity.


hi

That was Lo.
Experiencing the Dyanne.
Okay...
Gimme a second....
We are going to techno Dance Inferno....


Okay calmy calmy calm calm.
Not really
Techno Dance Inferno is not really going down well with Lorraine.
She doesn't feeeeeel the music.
Maybe because she still has all her marbles.
I lost mine a while ago.....when I was three.
My mom put them in a vase.

Lorraine is also laughing at me at the moment.
Okay thats it!
Another Techno Dance Inferno !


AUTOSAVE RULESSSWZZZE!!2#32!!!!!1!!1!!1!1
So does HTML!

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

"Lorraine wants to say byeeeeee! LORRAINE WILL STEAL YOUR COMPUTER KEYBOARD!"
Okay okay you nutter!

bye all :) =]
Yer....just as freaking nuts as meee
just to say it once more
TECHNO DANCE INFERNO!

dyz_./ PEACE OUT AGAIN

Heat does weird thigns to me

Burning....

I'm sorry to all my of my English teachers over the years for this but...
OMFG. OH EM EFF GEE.

omfuhguh.

This room is the equivalent to the heat of the sun, I swear! Its so damn hot I could cook an egg on Lorraine's head.

Not that I will.

She's not afraid to hurt me.

Also.

Ewwwww.

I got ten out of ten for the freaking geography thingy.

I mean, seriously. Who the hell gets ten out of ten?

I have proof, oh so disgustingly disgusting proof.

Now just to upload....TECH-NO-LOG-IC!

Damn school computers take soooooooooo long.

-dyz_./

PS. I love love love you Dana.

I love love love you Lorraine.

This is probably the most informal of all my posts, I think.

Meh.

PEACE OUT!

AHHHH. Dana Syndrome.

My friend Deeh did this like yesterday.
Another random thought about five minutes after I posted.
Whooooa.
Okay, I am also going to sound like a massive bitch but...I'm sorry in advance.

Ooooookay.
Breathe in, breathe out.
People really suck trying to cover songs.
I mean, singing.
People are really not doing the songs and artists justice.
Why one earth would you try and make Cancer by My Chemical Romance sound like an opera?

GAHH.
Just wanted to rant.
Also.............
Why the hell am I listening to Sum 41?
-dyz_./
I think its because the person I usually vent to is not here.
PEACE OUT !

Random Attack!

Ohh yes.
It has attacked once more!
For some reason I am listening to songs that have 'Moon' or 'Moonlight' in the title.
WTFF?
So far:
o1. Toploader// Dancing in the Moonlight
o2. LeAnn Rimes// Can't Fight the Moonlight [ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.]
o3. The Police// Walking on the Moon [<3<3<3<3.]
o4. Radiohead// Sail to the Moon
o5. Van Morrison// Moondance [HOLY CRAP I LOVE THIS SONG.<3<3.]
o6. R.E.M.// Man on the Moon
o7. Savage Garden// To the Moon and Back [<3<3<3<3<3<3<3.]
o8. Enya// Shepard Moons
o9. Jamiroquai// Mr. Moon
1o. White Stripes// White Moon

What can you conclude from this? Dyanne is crazy, thats what, and if I wasn't so crazy then maybe I wouldn't always have music in my head then maybe my techno dance infernos wouldn't exist....
Also. For all my friends who know how obsessive I can get...
Deeh, Lo and every other one of you....
I am listening to him again.
John: Mr. Amazingly Awesome Piano Player.

They hated the day I found it. I know.
Yer.

Nothing that interesting at the moment.
Might write more tonight.
PEACE OUT.
-dyz_./

Frustrated, yet Jovial.

Oh, yer.
Its me.
On this rare occasion, I am happy and wish to celebrate.
Even being forced to swim in the rain will not get down this sort of happy mood. The only time this glorious feeling is doubled and multiplied by infinity is the wonderful date of the thirty-first of October. Halloweenie.
Yuh.

So yer.
I am jovial as I have finally started my writing again.
It feels inadequate though because as soon as I wrote my brilliant half a page worth of Introduction, I turned it into a damn fanfiction.
Now down get me wrong. Fanfiction plays a major part of my life, but I did not want to turn this story into a damn piece of fanfiction.
Perfect setting and everything and I just had to go and ruin it all by putting it in first person.
If you do not understand my level of frustration, then you are obviously not Lorraine or Dana [my two loves <3`].
'treaaals...[cough], I should really start painting again.

Love love love love love love.
[Hate is a strong word but I really really really don't like you...]

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

Oh my life.

Oh Boo to you too.
I know you all think I complain too much. Well, why shouldn't I?
Life was so crap a few days ago and the world could have burnt down all the civility we have, and I just couldn't care.
Things are looking up though.

-o1. I finally have my Sky Captain [and the World of Tomorrow] Hat.
Yes, I have wanted one for a while now. It cost quite a bit, but hey! I didn't have to pay a thing. My brother had promised me one as soon as he got a job. He did get one...about a month ago. Yer, haha. We are all about the time, cough lies cough.

-o2. I have my heels. Oh yes, Heels. Dyz's mortal enemy has made its epic return on the form of formal high heel shoes that look oh so damn awesome. The only challenge...not falling over. I haven't yet, but thats because I am alone. I tend to do the falling over when people look.

-o3. I finally watched Teen Wolf and Teen Wolf Too after about a million years. How I have missed these movies. Though Teen Wolf was without a doubt the better one of the double feature. I mean, seriously. As cute as Jason Bateman can be, nobody beats oldschool cuteness like Michael J. Fox. Plus Michael J. Fox looks so much better as a werewolf than Jason Bateman. Also, Stiles looks better in Teen Wolf and I love his shirt: "What Are You Looking At Dicknose"...haha.

Oh, whatever.
Chester Bennington broke his wrist and still went onstage and I am sitting here complaining.
Matt Tong finished the whole set with a collasped lung and hes a drummer....
I will survive!

-dyz_./
PEACE OUT BIZNOUCHEZZzZZz !1!1!11

Not So Different, Really.

Hello.

Yes, it is I. This git on the web who just loves to complain about how the world is going to shit.

So I want to know what the problem is with originality. Why is being different the new taboo? Its like the red society is saying that you can wear any colour and not just red, but run all the shops out of business so you really can't pick up that desirable yellow suit.
Why doesn't anyone take a stand anymore?

Okay, I am not some extravagantly pierced individual who wants to question authority at any point I can or some random anarchist who opposes everything the government does. I do not want to get rid of conformity because, lets face it, you can't.
You cannot be with a group and call yourselves non-conformers, because it is a lie.
It's like that South Park episode where he goes all Goth.
He has to be a non-conformer yet he has to listen to the SAME music as them and wear the SAME clothes...
Yer, its like telling someone to oppose conforming, but do everything you do to avoid it.
Stupid? I do say so.

Yer...what was I saying again? It's not like I'm against conformity, because there are just some situations that you shouldn't stand out. Some situations that you are just going to have to go with the flow. I don't have anything against conformity, although I do wish to pick a few bones with the government on some issues.
But originality is needed too.
And there is hardly any of it anymore.
I want to see some more

Come on people. Wear your hearts on your sleeve. Expose the real you. Wear whatever shirt you want to wear. Do your hair exactly how you feel.
Just like I did last night...
I walked into the shower with my pyjamas on.
=]
Peace out.
-dyz_./