?_?

At least my brother says I can get a tattoo.
Well, I am half Mangalorean.
Both me and him want to get Mangy [not mangy like as in squalid or shabby, I meant the place in India] crosses.
Brendan has one and it looks awesome.
Reckon they'd kick me out of school if I had a cross on my right hand?

Leonie has one doesn't she?
Meh.

I wanted to watch Wayne's World, but meh.
Le Church tomorrow morning.

By the way.
That dream I had.
Its really messed me up.
How can anyone DO that to someone?
Another human being?
And to make i worse, its real.
I mean, they may not do exactly what I 'saw' but its there.
It was so violent, such animalistic and disgusting behavior.
When I woke up, I wanted to kill myself for thinking something so bad.
I needed to talk to someone about it.
But what do I say?
'Oh hey. I had this viciously violent dream wherein a small child was shot and dragged behind a car in the dirt so his blood could cause a war; to show superiority. Wherein another kid was ripped limb from body after being beat up by a gang of older evil men just for saying the wrong thing. He was so young, as if he knew better. Where a suicide bomber walked into a school and only death and tragedy ensued. Do you think maybe w could talk about what it means?'

Yer, I'll tell you.
The world is screwed and people just don't care about anyone.
How can you look at the world and see it as perfect?
Though I wish people wouldn't, its not that hard to see why people self-mutilate after having this in my head.

Sometimes...
I just fucking hate the world we live in.

PEACE FUCKING OUT!
-dyz_./

ps. 199days.
how can i be happy now?

aeroplorzts.

i love airports.

and the revolving doors.
and CHUCK NORRIS CAN SLAM A REVOLVING DOOR.
sorry. had to be said.

i love my conversations with jelly sometimes, usually.
we trash talk everyone and talk about frankie.
[insert sigh]

dyz; JERKFACE_ -twohundredandonedays. says:
now all i need is for him to jump out of a birthday cake telling me i'm everything he wants.
dyz; JERKFACE_ -twohundredandonedays. says:
its all im waiting for...
dyz; JERKFACE_ -twohundredandonedays. says:
i'll be waiting a while
- angeline .愛苺 sent 12/27/2007 11:40 PM:
will he be naked? AHAHAAH XDD
dyz; JERKFACE_ -twohundredandonedays. says:
omfg. you whore. no. maybe? i dunno. just remember. you put the person in the cake AFTER you bake it.

Trust Jelly to always be thinking about sex.
Hey, guess you were right Joel.
Teenagers these day.

Ahhh I'm going.
PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

ps. -twohundredandonedays and ten minutes.

redpillbluepillredpillbluepill

Ahhh yes.
Back to the Bloc Party.

I'm trying to draw again.
Along with theme of 'She's Hearing Voices'

I dunno.
My life's quite boring at the moment.

My parents = nagfest 2007/2008

Cannot wait for my brother to get back so they have someone else to project anger and tasks.

I don't even know why I'm blogging.
I have nothing to write.

I wanna see the rest of Like Minds.
Tom Sturridge is amazing in it.

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

ps. JACOB BLACK IS SOOOO HOT!
Werewolves rule...
Edward is so sucky.

[cough. wow. it hurt me to write such filth. such lies!]
DEEH! YOU KNOW I'm LYING!
Don't hurt me.
[vampiresvampiresvampires]
I hope you're still writing your novel.

Silent Alarm Remixed.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
It smells so good.
=]
And picture of Russell is hilarious. I must show Jelly.
The chick at JB thinks that Matt Tong is pretty...and as my friends know, I am in complete agreement.

How the hell do you say 'Success' so many times, Gordy?
Dedicated to the memory Peter Moakes'
Why does everyone die?
Its not fair.

Speaking of dead people...I got told that my grandfather [mom's side] pretty much created the Patak's recipe for Butter Chicken.
Too bad my family was poor and didn't sue.
Ahhh.
We actually bought some of it.
Lameeeeeeee.
I remember him.
He died ages ago.
Back when we were in NZ.
Its funny...he died on my grandmother's birthday.
Shes like ninety this year...
Ha!

'Banquet' remixed is probably my favourite.
As expected.
Matt is awesome in Banquet.
hahaha.
Live on Letterman...SO MUCH MATT TONG.

MY BROTHER LEAVES TODAY!
I GET HIM HOME FOR NEW YEARS.
Not like he'll stay at home but yer.
Its not that same without him.
Oh did I mention my suspenders?
SUSPENDERS....!!!!!
Oh and the watches that only him and his 'grrlyfriend' have seen.

Meh.
PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

ps. twohundredandtwodays...

I am Sick, yet again.

Yer, I was right.
Fever.

Anyway.
Did I mention that I loved Moonlight, Dana?
THE DIRECTOR/SCRIPT WRITER PERSON SUPPORTS MY THEORY.
I told you.
Four years, Deeh.
Finally paid off.
Lol.
Yes I feel lame but never mind.

Whoa .
I have had Hey Jude stuck in my head all day.
The weirdest thing just happened.
Mikkey's msn name is 'take a sad song& make it better' and those lines were in my head the second she popped up.
Thats a little too freaky.
Vampires and weirdo coincidences.
I'm going.
Before I find out Jacob Black is based on a real person and he killed the person Edward was based on.
OH DEAR.
AS IF.

LOL.
I can imagine Deeh fuming at the mention of Jacob's name.
Hahahah

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

ps. twohundredandthreedays <3
Dark Knight!
Yayyy! Batman is awesome.
Heath Ledger's first villain role and it just so happens to be my favourite Batman Villain.
I think I am going to like this very very mucho.

'Such is Life'

It wasn't that bad last night/this morning.
They made me sing...
HA!
Take that karaoke...
I just made a friend sing with me and it was Blink 182 anyway.
Haha.

Ryan didn't come...thank god.
He was too drunk.
Hahah yer drunk.
His brother Aaron come though.
I didn't know that Aaron had 'Such is Life' tattooed on his arm. They didn't mention that when they pointed him out a year or so ago.
Leroy is hilarious.
AND.
With my handy dandy eyeballs, I saw he had a Nirvana tattoo on his leg.
Awesome.
I wanted to ask but yer. Couldn't be bothered.

Hahaha. They came around one am-ish.
Apparently they knocked two doors down so they person who was asleep was all pissed.
Funnny.

Man I is bored.
I wanted to go buy Bloc Party double CD today but my douchebag of a father is sleeping.
Like as if three hours isn't enough...?
LOL.
I'll just go tomorrow.
=]

I need to buy some jeans.
But light blue ones.
I have too many darker ones.

The rest of today and then tomorrow to survive without my brother.
I WANT MY SUSPENDERS.
I've got to find out which store is the one I'd spend all my money in.
Aren't Skeletons wonderful?

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

joel, you suck. go online.

Not So Silent Night.

It wasn't really.
It was full of me ogling NOS tanks and Suki's car.
Yes, I am aware it is pink.
But its awesome.

I had a pink Audi TT with four tanks of NOS and all done up for drag =]/
My race.

My brother still has yet to beat me in that.
Oh yer.
Hopefully next year will be similar to this year.
Full of Need For Speed.
LOL.

I can't wait for the next Fast and the Furious to come out.
They usually match up to one of the NFS games.
Underground has the best soundtrack.
Skindred is the best drag song.
Ew.
Skindred is on the same label as The Click Five.
Ewwww.

I miss the NSFU2 Soundtrack.
I had it somewhere...
I think.

Well I had the songs in some random file somewhere.
MEH.

OH MY.
Baz's ex goes to my church.
LOL.
I think he remembers me from Btown.
When Baz was ignoring him and hanging with us.
The lip rig looks good on him and his hair is awesome as always.
I didn't know he went to my church.
Freaky.

Anyway.
There was a guy who used to go to my church who looked like that thingy.
He looked like Hudson from My Scene. Those dolls.
LOL.

I swear to God I am going to burn my mothers red pants.
THEY MADE MY SOCKS GO PINK!
fuckfuckfuck.
And they were my favourite ones.

Tuesday midday tv is boring.
I am very very bored.
This Christmas sucks compared to other years.
I'm just waiting for my laptop.
Hahaha.
Then I can play the Sims, yo.
Hahaha
Because thats how lame Dana and me are.
That or NFSU2.
I hate Carbon.
Freaking hard game.

Even though Paul Walker isn't as pretty as Vin Diesel, Walker sure beats Lucas Black.
LOL
Tokyo Drift.
I'm in a very NFS mood.
Why did my douchebag of a brother delete it?
Brooke looks so like herself in the game.
Wait...thats sounded idiotic.
I meant the game version looks exactly like the real Brooke Burke.
She is hotter than Eva Mendez.
Isn't that chick from Tokyo Drift in that Schick Quattro ad?
DK and his squishy face.
He's so ick.
"I didn't know he was into American muscle."
"He was when he was rollin' with me."

Dyanne.
Stop remembering random lines that involve Vin Diesel.

For some random reason, I can't stop listening to Dismantle.Repair...
Its a good song and Stephen's voice is amazing.
Yay.
Party tonight.
Can you hear the sarcasm?
Its there.
At least I can annoy the shit out of Ryan because of what that douche did to me two Christmases ago. Four bloody tiles.
I am trying to get GOOD songs stuck in my head so if they torture me with the hideousness that is Nelly Furtado, I will be fine.

I got up at 4 and I haven't eaten anything.
Sayonara !

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

hehhe.
hannah montana as a vampire.
i have weirdo dreams, man.

Glory, Glorious.

We decided to come back early.
Whoa.
I never knew that Neha could draw like that.
Damn freaking Indian. Haha
I should get Uncle Vernon to draw something for me. He is a graphic designer after all.

You wouldn't think that a curry would do that. I mean all the Indians I know that are in Uni at the moment all do something like commerce or something to do with IT or medical shit, but graphic designer? WAAAAY too rad!

Oh yer.
Forster.
I spelled it wrong.
Meh.
Plus, on that massive bridge they have there, the walkway is called Joel's Walkway.
Funny.

Whatsherface has blue in her hair.
The last time I saw her, she was still all 'emo' [cough] but the only piercings she had was her hips.
I mean, seriously. Hips? WTFF?
Well now she has her tongue pierced and she has a septum, which doesn't look all that great.
AND.
I think she has snake bites.
Before me.

SHES FUCKING YOUNGER THAN ME. Are her parents really all that blind?
Oh well.
How'd she even get them done...?
I guess thats one of the perks of being a whore of a child.
And having friends over 20.

Oh well.
I'm back to drawing.
Random whatsit...? Chibis?
Well my style anyway...

All of their hair looks like Audrey Kitching's.
Not my fault I like her hair so much.
I'm bored with my hair.
I think I might go put the purple back in.
It all washed out.
LOL.
Maybe get permanent purple colour...
I could always just colour it black when I get to school.
Why can't our school not have a pole shoved so far up its...

I can't e'en be bothered to finish the insult.
I can't draw.
I can't write.
I am losing faith in all my creativity.
Whats the point?

Pfft. You're probably used to my annoyance with myself.
My self-loathing.
Why did Mishafagface have to tell you guys I was like that?
Stupid douche.

I miss her.

My brother comes back soon.
I get my watches.
And my suspenders.
And tie.
And stuff.
I think there were Chucks involved.

Plus theres this term, where you like someone a lot and you have no idea what to do about it? Yer.
DUDE.
Dyanne wasn't even aware she could fall in like.
Tre Pathetico.

Oh yay!
2 Fast 2 Furious is on tonight.
LUDACRIS =].
That man is still awesome to me.
But no way does this beat the Fast and the Furious.
Come on. Vin Diesel, yo.
HEHEHE.
AT THE END OF TOKYO DRIFT.
I actually squealed in the Cinemas.
His character is still the best.
And nobody suits American Muscle as well as he does.

There was an American car on the highway today.
The steering wheel was on the left hand side.
I was like WTFF?
The guy looked funny though. Like Bobo the clown.
I hate clowns.

PEACE OUT!
Before I spit out anymore garbage to ruin your Christmas Eve.
MerryChristmasEve.

-dyz_./

Hiphopapotamus.

Guess who is going on holiday!

Steve.
I hate Steve.
I want to poke Steve in the eye.
Okay...I lied.
I really do want to poke him in the eye, but hes not going on holiday.
I am.
Joy.
Can you sense the jovial-ness in my tone?
No?
Exactly.
There is none.

I don't exactly like going anywhere near a beach without a book.
Or my music.
I need loads of music to keep my mind from committing mental suicide.

Its late considering my lack of sleep, and I am babbling incoherently to myself about my socks.

Donna called me back regarding the job. She asked when I could come in to do a few hours of training.
Uhhhh?

Sorry Deeh.
I did give you sufficient warning about Jacob Black and I am sorry about my credit situation too. I would be outraged with you in a text....but you know.
Plus, Its Jacob Black ! Be reassured that I wish to murder him too.

Just wait for Edward, for he comes like a knight in shiny, marble skin and glossy auburn hair.
Oh, WHYWHYWHY COULDN'T TOM STURRIDGE BE EDWARD? I mean, its only the best part ever. And suits him. Hot English boy like him. LOL.

I must depart, but departing is such sweet sorrow.
I iZ tired, fools.

Merry X-Massacre to all and to all a goodnight.

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

ps. joel, can you please tell me?

Aerials vs. Advent Children.

If I did have to choose between them, I'd have to pick Aerials. Serj's voice is magic.

ANNNNYYYWWWAAAAAYYYS.

[ihaveajobinterview.verynervous.]

So I've been listening to random songs all day, my two favourites being
a) Moondance // Nightwish
b) Aerials // SOAD

DEEH.
Mr.ElmquistYoutubeSOADguy has a piano version of Aerials.
Its pretty.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eya2kNoQbJQ
That above link is an amazing song.
I just love it.

I am really bored.
Bored and nervous.
Not a good mix.
I do my experiments when I am bored.

EHHHHHHHHHH/
Less than an hour.

Okay
I am gong to do something constructive before I have no hair left!


PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

Be Still and Breathe.

This is partially Joel's fault.

Sorry about all these posts.
But as I lacked inspiration and I was listening to 'Be Still and Breathe' by IVORYLINE, I thought that the song really suited Bella and Edward.

"Did you hear me call your name?
Did you hear me call
or were your thoughts just too loud,
or were your thoughts just loud enough
for you to miss it.
I thought you'd be listening
a little more intently for me.
But I'll be here when you're ready.
Until then, just be still and breathe.
But I was screaming.
I was screaming.

Everything they said about you
Everything they've known was wrong.
The outside doesn't feel
what the inside knows is real."

It does suit really well.
I'm hoping that Deeh picks up on this too so I know I'm not going nuts.

" I thought you'd be listening
a little more intently for me."
Sounds a bit like Bella to Edward seeing as he can't hear her thoughts like he can everyone else.

" But I'll be here when you're ready.
Until then, just be still and breathe."
Thats more like Edward to Bella because he's always there lying next to her when she sleeps.

The Screaming was all Bella when Edward left.
[Shit, I hope you've read up to there, Deeh!]

" The outside doesn't feel
what the inside knows is real."
I think thats both of them.They both seem to hide their feelings from others except each other.

I dunno.
Just analysing.
GAHHH.
I miss school!

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

Irony is always fun, yo.

I'm sorry.
I just thought Dana would see the irony in this:

What Jex told me about what Harriet said.
MARSHMELLOW MUFFIN FACE :] ♫♩♬ x LETS BANG! says:
"dyannes the only one in our group i havent had a fight with"
MARSHMELLOW MUFFIN FACE :] ♫♩♬ x LETS BANG! says:
awwwwwwwwww
MARSHMELLOW MUFFIN FACE :] ♫♩♬ x LETS BANG! says:
[insert that crying emoticon]
dyz; JERKFACE_ -this heart attack. says:
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Plus there is still no more inspiration on the drawing front.
BLGHHEHGHHSF

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

MyChem<3.

What's your fave MCR album/s?
Though I love all three albums, I must say I do favor the first two.
Bullets was first and is amazing because it comes from such a reclusive, secret place inside them. Its MyChem raw.
What's your fave MCR song/s?
'Drowning Lessons' is my favourite song of all time, but I love at least a few from each album.
Which MCR music video is your fave?
'Helena' hands down.
Whats the first MCR song you ever heard?
'Vampires Will Never Hurt You' ages before I became a hXc fan.
Whats the song that got you hooked to MCR?
Drowning Lessons. Without that song...who knows?
Do you prefer the Revenge look or the Parade look?
Revenge. When INO changed its layout from Revenge to Parade, I nearly broke down. I didn't realise just how much I was attached. I didn't want to say goodbye to the Revenge Era.
What hairstyle do you prefer on Gerard Way?
Black, blonde makes him look too dead. I like when he looks alive and loving what he does.
Do you think MCR is the best band EVER?
Well, that depends on perspective doesn't it? I may think they are the best band for ME whereas someone thinks they suck. They're entitled to their opinions. Plus EVER is a definitive word. I never know whats going to happen.
Do you like old school MCR or new school?
Old school.
I just don't think I'm ready to let go of the Revenge Era.
Revenge used to make me feel like they loved to wear their hearts on their sleeves and as long as they had each other they could do no wrong. I loved that sense of fearlessness and it gave me confidence in them. There is so much dramallama now. I liked their attitudes in Revenge a lot better than their attitudes in Black Parade, but I still love all their music.
Which MCR song relates to you the most?
I'm not actually sure. It depends on the mood I am in, because they relate to different parts of my emotional spectrum. I think it could be 'Early Sunsets Over Monroeville' because it raises some questions I usually battle over in my head. 'But does anything matter? But does anyone care?' It paints a beautiful picture of a life that is wasted, unwanted, just passing the viewer by.
If the Way brothers were to run for president, would you vote for them?
I tend to keep away from politics that I know nothing about. If by some weird occasion the Way brothers did want to run for President, would I have to choose between them? If I did, I would look at things they promise to do. This would cause a lot of fangrrls to go 'squee!' and think it may be a good idea for them to do it, but if they aren't going to offer anything helpful then whats the point? If they promise to reduce the percentage of people that consider self-harm and suicide, and start to work on it, then maybe.
If Frank came up to you randomly in the street, what would you say/do?
Try to not hyperventilate. Partly from a masssssive heart thing, but MAINLY due to the fact that my HERO, my emotional and mental knight in shining armor, the person that gives me a lot of confidence and who will probably never know it has just walked up to me. I'd probably whip out my phone and ask him to take a photo with me because I don't think I believe myself and this sweet lie. Probably tell him how much he means to me, though he'd forget when the next fan comes around. Hug him so I know that he is real. Something tangible from the visit, I guess. Thank him for being there, for providing a mental environment that my creative side feels free to come out and explore. For showing me dreams can be achieved and are always within reach. A lot of people think I like him for looks and just because he looks good with a guitar, but its more than that. Its not the look the guitar provides. It is the emotional down pour of melodies that the guitar brings. I respect him. Plus I liked his 'presence' before I even knew what he looked like.
Who is/are your favourite member/s of MCR?
I like them all, they all bring their own sense of originality. But of course I do have my favourites. Frank Anthony Iero and Robert Nathaniel Bryar.
If you had to choose between Bob Bryar and Ray Toro, who would you choose?
I'd have to say both. Who else could come up with those wonderful riffs? Who else could come up with those heart pounding beats? Nobody! So both.
Which of the old and new drummers of mcr would you prefer?
Well, Matt did the drumming on my two favourite albums so I can't just drop him like that. They did kick him out because of his lateness to practices and all that, but he still did do an awesome job of Bullets and Revenge. Bob has put in a lot of work to get where he is. Learning old drum beats and so much practicing and effort has gone into it. Bob has taken blows for the band. Being burnt in the 'Famous Last Words' video clip showed me just how much he would risk to be all he could in this band. In the end, when it comes down to it, I will always choose Bob. He prefers to be behind the camera at all times, but he sucks it up and cooperates for video clips and photo shoots. His 'take no shit' attitude is inspiring and I would always choose Bob over Matt.
If you go to an mcr concert, would you do almost anything just to get a backstage pass to meet them?
No. Like 'kill my mother and kidnap the president' kind of anything? Then definitely not. I would not. I would rather meet them on the street randomly. It gives me less time to freak out and make a fool of myself. It makes it more personal, too.
Do you love Frerard?
No.
I dislike all slash in MyChem, especially Waycest.
I don't look down on anyone who writes it, but I would just prefer not to read it at all. Others can do as they may. Its their prerogative, but I choose to keep away. Far far far far away.

-----
Just to prove I have a lot on my mind.
I dislike that I constantly think, am constantly worried.
No rest for the wicked, right?

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

Draft very one.

Deeh, that made no sense when you said that...

Anyway.
I have this friend.
She is this Mathematical and Historical and Literary genius. HA! Bet you thought I was going to say literal.
But anyway.
While I digress and while I am the discursive one, switching from topic to topic, she is concise, tight, straight-forward.
This friend of mine is unsure about her writing.
While she has done a transcendent job of writing something she has never felt, I have also picked up a few lines that I think will go down in Literary History.
Some 'authors' can just string along some words to create an extraordinary picture.
A screen cap of sorts of what is going on in their minds.
Deeh seems to have accomplished that in her 'Very Draft One'.

LOL.
Well, you were trying to decipher my facial expressions.
I can see the Stephenie Meyer/Ann Rice/ J.K. Rowling influence.

Today was fun =]
National Treasure is such an ace movie.
Dude.
Riley. What a douche.
He gets his Ferrari back and then he reverses it.
INTO ANOTHER CAR.
Growl.
If I didn't love that character I think I'd shoot him.

I have run out of things to say.
Could it be that Dyanne has nothing left to yell about?
No, just that my sugar has run out and Skittles are sitting on the table laughing at me.

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

As Promised...

Well, hey!
Why not add those photos.
And some more because I am so bored I am contemplating cooking my pajama pants and eating them.




The Heels...that cost me my daily walks around the house.



The Chucks...that are amazingly awesome and surprisingly still clean.



The Hail...that probably bashed the shit out of my father's car.


The Dana...that seems to think that she is some sort of monstrosity. What would we do without her? Probably not have purple gloved Dana Monstrosities, I guess...

Oh and last but not least...



The picture that is pissing me off.
I love it.
Though I have only about one hundred more the same, but I don't know which I like the best to upload to dA.
There are some different angles.
Some are more defined than others, but I like the one I have here.
But the other ones have really good qualities too.
Maybe I should just do a series?
Pick maybe three or five that I like?
Five seems a bit much.
Maybe just three.
But still.
Its so hard to choose.

Sounds like Jeffrey Licon//Goth God has invaded my head.
I love how he looks in the last episode.
Usually he wears Tripp pants/Bondage pants in Red or Green like Chester Bennington does in the Papercut Video Clip.
Hilarious.
In the last episode though, he's [Goth God, not Chester] wearing Black Skinnies and this awesome jacket that I really want to tax off him.

I don't like Wentworth Miller.
Whats so pretty about him?
Ugh.
He is such an evil charming bastard in JoA.

SOMEONE TELL ME WHICH PHOTO TO UPLOAD!
Someone?
Anyone?
Fine.

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./
PS. DANA.
VAMPIRES.
Though having the Twilight Series on your mind is a constant reminder.
If you're going to Westpoint tomorrow, I'll give you New Moon and Eclipse.
Did someone say Jasper?
Yes, me.
[AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!]

What an injustice.
Cedric Diggory is no Edward Cullen.
Not even close.
The only person who would do Edward's character any justice would have to be Tom Sturridge.
I am so sick of those Casting Directors. They got it wrong this time.
If the guy they get to play Jasper or Carlisle aren't good looking and Jacob is....
growl.
I will blow up the world.

I must find Sofia Coppola's address so MishaFagface and I can beg her to redo the movie after everyone realises what a shit version this one will turn out to be.
<3

Wednesday...?

It is the holidays and I can't sleep in.
Old habits die hard, right?
Or maybe don't die at all.


Is today Wednesday?
Argghhh.
Tomorrow I have to get up and walk into Blacktown.
Well, I'm already there, but I meant Westpoint.
Dude, what are we even watching?

Holy motherfuck.
30 Days of Night is still showing.
Damn, its only at 4:30pm and 9:00pm.
See why my brother comes in handy???????
AGHHHHHHHH.
MishaFagface and me were supposed to watch that together.
[Insert Grumpy face]

Hitman is showing.
I'm going to have to beg for that one though...
They want to watch Alvin and the Chipmunks?

Hold on.
Someone grab the Dana.
NATIONAL TREASURE BOOK OF SECRETS COMES OUT TOMORROW.
=]
Riley!
Oh trusty, stupid, idiotic yet smart Riley.

Dyanne has to go prove just how un-lazy she is....
Fold clothes...
Cook breakfast...
Etc.

I'll be back.
WITH my shoes.

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./
you my dear, are the one i fear tonight...

I surrender my fork.

The title is a quote. Me and brother write down the stupid things we say.

My weekend is very eventful....

First.
CLUELESS WAS ON AND I COULDN'T WATCH IT!
Not like I don't know all of it like the back of my hand anyway...
But still!
MARVIN THE MARTIAN!!!!
Anyway.
I had to miss it because I went to my dad's work Christmas party at Parra.

People ask why I am ashamed of Indian most of the time.
Well.
The room was about 3/4 Indian.
And when I thought sitting with practically a whole table of Indians (and a random White guy called Chris LOL) all talking in different dialects was bad...it started.
I mean he did apologize.
But I don't accept it.
HE DID IT ON PURPOSE.
While there was a few minutes left for the food to be ready, he put on Curry Music.
OH MY DEAR FUCKING GOD!

The only thing funnier than watching three white guys, two Filos and a New Zealander trying to curry dance, is watching the Indians trying to Curry dance.
After the 'foreigners' to India sat down...(except this one guy who I am sure was so drunk he didn't even realise he was in Parramatta) THE INDIAN MUSIC WAS STILL GOING!
AND THE CURRYS WERE STILL TRYING TO DANCE.

When about six Indian guys dance like they did last night...
omfg.
I usually use this word for Misha as its her name but DUDE.
THEY LOOKED LIKE THE BIGGEST FAGS IN THE WORLD.

I can partially understand a few phrases in Hindi and the song they were dancing to was something about Love.
Six Curry guys, A song about love and loads to drink is seriously NOT a good mix.
And when I thought THAT WAS THE WORST IT COULD GET...




mydadgotup.




Someone asked my mom "IS THAT YOUR HUSBAND?" [Over the loud Indian Music damn those Sitars...]
I scoffed.
Under my breath I was like "Not tonight"
Hahaha/

Well.
Now that we have gotten that out of the way and off my chest...let us never speak of it again.
EVER.

TODAY!
Dyanne WAS going to wear a dress, but has decided not to.
My mom said I didn't have to wear one to the Wedding, so I'll just wear a nice shirt or something.
I don't really want to wear my heels...
I mean.
THEY ARE TORTURE.

Okay, maybe not.
They're alright.

OMFG!
CHECK MY TEMPERATURE !
I swear I am sick.
lol.
Oh shut up Dana.

Hey I gotta jet.
I'll write some more later.
About that weirdo love story and wedding of two sixty year olds!

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./
PS. hehehe Chucky.
Evil Murderous Doll.
Lana's Dog.
HAAHAHAHA

BLEUGHHH.

I think there is something wrong with me.
I am wearing a pink skirt.
Disgusting.

I am still so tired.
I've had about nine hours sleep for three days. I have walked into three walls and I nearly fell off the ladder.
Oh dear.

If I didn't have to go clean my damn room, I'd go and lie down on the grass in my backyard.
GAHH.
Why must there be so much work to do when I am tired?

Meh.
HAHA.
Josh and Jex are so cute together.
And apparently he likes me dancing so he MUST be nuts enough to be included.
We should invite him next time we go hang somewhere.
Jex will kill us, but meh. It would be worth it.

PLUS, WHOA! Jess a.k.a. Doza in a dress?
I wonder how long it took her to get used to it.
It took me ages.

Those damn heels.
I should probably put a photo of them up here for SOMEONE who hasn't seen them.

I will when I find where I put it.

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./
PS. If Vincent's body is found...lifeless...well it wasn't me...
Cough.
Him and his liquid hands.
HE WON'T TEACH ME! Stupid bitch of an azn...
Haha, Josh tried doing Liquid Hands at formal.
HHAHAA/
rofl. lol
I am tired. Excuse the acronyms.

Light Dinner Conversation.

It was kinda funny at dinner today.
I was still sick of chewing, but I was forced to endure.

We were talking about that chick my brother likes. Not the one whose problems were worse than TWLOHA, but that one who lives in India and my mother and her mother have been....plotting...
Well anyway.
Since my parents were in the mood...
They have started thinking about guys for me.

Yes, laugh all you like.
I will wring your lovely necks later.
So first off, Brent.
I know him, he's alright.
He has a nice house.
His rents have been teasing me about him for a while.
"The son comes with the house"
I know he wears Chucks...if thats indicative of any sort of rebellion?

Second, some guy named Jason who I had no idea I even knew.
Apparently very handsome.
But then again, my mothers style circles around, what...the seventh century?
So I dunno, but Edward Cullen has been alive, well alive as a character in a book can be, since 1901.

I dunno about the rest, they're still plotting.
Thankfully, Theresa, oh trusty gorgeous squishy love Theresa called me and rescued me.
For a second.

Then they started saying exactly what they expect from this future husband.
"I don't care what nationality he is just as long as he goes to Church every Sunday"
Cough. Of course, being Dyanne, I scoffed.

My reply was simple.
"WELL, BEING A REBELLIOUS DAUGHTER, I'M GOING TO GO OUT WITH SOMEONE IN A BAND WITH LOADS OF TATTOOS AND MULTIPLE PIERCINGS AND HAVE LOTS AND LOTS OF SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE!!!!"
Too bad my rents know I am lying...but their faces was definitely my reward for that ridiculously ridiculous lie.

Of course.
My mother's delayed response was something along the lines of "no tattoos, no band, no piercings anywhere you can't see"
Yes, I did laugh very hard.
"HE CAN BE IN A BAND!!!! He can have piercings...just not overly done and he can have all the tattoos he wants. Who said they had to be in places you had to see?"
Yes, I meant it that way, you dirty minded people. Cough Dana Cough.

Oh...
Such lovely dinner conversation, don't you think?

Well, either way. If he doesn't have a brain sexy enough, he ain't worth crap.
I can't be stuck with myself and my posters all the time for an intellectual conversation.
heheh.
I'm going to keep my mcr posters up even when I'm married...
Just so he knows what he has to live up to.
JOKES.
Ha, wow. Lorraine was right.
Deeh and me do have realllllly high standards for guys.
It would suck to be them.

[Maybe not. I can make cheesecake =) Which is more for me really.]

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./
If I wasn't so over chewing, I'd so be rolling around waiting for Cheesecake =]

OMFUHGAHHHHHHH!

sexual voices says:
omgomgomg!
sexual voices says:
my friend had this party thing for mcr and ray turned up
sexual voices says:
like he was the only one . i couldnt believe he turned up
sexual voices says:
i wasnt happy that didnt go
dyz; JERKFACE_ -this heart attack. says:
NO WAY!
ARE YOU FUCING SERIOUS?
dyz; JERKFACE_ -this heart attack. says:
*fucking
dyz; JERKFACE_ -this heart attack. says:
lol i cant even swear right LOL
sexual voices says:
dead serious
sexual voices says:
hahaha
dyz; JERKFACE_ -this heart attack. says:
doe she has pictures? lol of the FRO!
sexual voices says:
oh .. never asked
sexual voices says:
haha
sexual voices says:
i should ask
dyz; JERKFACE_ -this heart attack. says:
totally! whoa cant believe he turned up!
sexual voices says:
i know
sexual voices says:
i was thinking narh nobody is gonna turn up
sexual voices says:
then fucking bob coems
sexual voices says:
comes*
dyz; JERKFACE_ -this heart attack. says:
thats fucking amazing!
dyz; JERKFACE_ -this heart attack. says:
BOB!
sexual voices says:
no wait
sexual voices says:
ihaha i meant ray
sexual voices says:
bob wasnt in australia
dyz; JERKFACE_ -this heart attack. says:
hahaha okay. i was about to fall off my chair then!
sexual voices says:
HAHA sorry . didnt mean for u to
dyz; JERKFACE_ -this heart attack. says:
lol he could have flown in for the mcr party!
sexual voices says:
haha
sexual voices says:
true
dyz; JERKFACE_ -this heart attack. says:
how did he find out about it?
sexual voices says:
umm like . my friend has contacts and like her mum actally talks to people in mcr and shit
dyz; JERKFACE_ -this heart attack. says:
NO FUCKING WAY!
sexual voices says:
i think they told them and asked for them to come
dyz; JERKFACE_ -this heart attack. says:
[insert dyannes spaz attack]
sexual voices says:
hahaha
dyz; JERKFACE_ -this heart attack. says:
thats so awesome!
sexual voices says:
i knowwwwwwwwwwwwww
dyz; JERKFACE_ -this heart attack. says:
wish i had contacts!
sexual voices says:
same here
sexual voices says:
but i know her so .. haha gives me a bit of a bonus
dyz; JERKFACE_ -this heart attack. says:
reckon she could ask frank to come visit me on my birthday ?
sexual voices says:
JAHAHAH
sexual voices says:
umm .. ill try my best?
dyz; JERKFACE_ -this heart attack. says:
just to jump out of a box with a red lightsaber?
sexual voices says:
oh im sure he'll do it
dyz; JERKFACE_ -this heart attack. says:
hahaha!
dyz; JERKFACE_ -this heart attack. says:
i want to get a batman shirt and get mcr to sign it.
dyz; JERKFACE_ -this heart attack. says:
esp frank. cos batman PWNS!

TOTALLY UN-FUCKING-FAIR!
Ugh!
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Go to hell, world.
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Its funny how a single person can illicit this kinda of a reaction from me.

I am going to be all emo and hide in a corner until I am over this.
Jokes.
I will handle this the proper way.

VAMPIRES!

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

?__?

Ahhhh wait!
JULIUS...
As in Jess' 'date' to formal?

Which one was he?
DANA!
I would like to knowwww.

Haha, Kaye and them are so mean.
i forgot who asked: "Is he hot?"
[Insert Kaye's Laughter]

Dana.
Are you home yet?
You must be home by now.
I'M LOENLY.
And misspelling things!

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

Hehe Lorraine.
SYM-BO-LISM!
48 Shades is funny. Though the book is better.
"I think it contains actual soil"
Jacq is pretty.
"I would love to have her as my auntie"
[cough. or lover. JOKES!]
Yes, Jacq is a lesbian.

At least she didn't have to go to tutoring with 'BIOSEXUAL' written on her hand in Sharpie. Damn that Kassie. Oh, not to mention that 'Legendary League of Lesbians' Greta wrote on that person's leg.
Don't I have wonderful friends?

Lets all just sleep in coffins.

No idea why I named it that.
But yer.

I HAVE JUST MENTIONED SOMETHING VAMPIRICAL. AS I WILL CONTINUE TO DO.
Mainly because I am caring enough to keep Dana on track.

I am so bored. I'm not used to having so much time on my hands.
An hour is so...long.
I usually get home at 5:30pm.
I like catching the bus. I have decided its not that bad. I prefer the train but still...
Comfy seats.
And...on the rare occasion I am Deeh's lucky charm and THE ASIAN ADONIS appears.

Hahha.
The picture of him acting all gangster.
HA!
And how Jelly is 'bebofriends' with Julius and the picture of them at the beach and she didn't realise that it was Asian Adonis.

He is so pale.
Almost Vampirish.
Haha I'm good at this reminding thing.
Reminding. Not remembering.

GAHHHHHH.
Everytime that ad for 'Cane' is on and I heard 'Romance' playing I'd think it was my phone.

I'm bored.
Someone come online.
Or something.
boredboredbored.

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

taking control of the night!

Oh yes!

This oh so 'happy' day has brought creative flow!
While pacing the roof counting the holes, I had an idea.
Here's how it went down:

"12"
Seventeen Forever is stuck in my head.
"15"
Wow. It would make a really good one shot.
"17"
Oh dear. There is a hole above my room. Oh well. So who would I write about?
"18"
I've written enough Iero ones to cover my walls a million times over and its a little bit sad, as in pathetic.
"Oh, shit. We're up to 23 on just one side!"
So it would probably have to be someone else. I guess its up to Matt, Trace or Musso. I'd think I'd prefer a Matt. The last Matt I had ended in tragedy and I might as well keep in tradition.
"11"
I love the whole 'Seventeen Forever' thing. So I guess someone dies. Might as well make it the chick. Chicks get all over the top over someone lost. Well. Not always. But I can't just make her jump of this roof. I don't wanna get off the roof.
I'll just sit here.
OMFG!
Es has a hot friend. LOL.
Oh Dyz. Close your fucking eyes.
NO WAIT DON`T! YOU'LL FALL!
"Dad! 17 on one side and 23 on the other"
Okay. I will write as soon as I have time.
"Heh. 40 roof holes. Hahahahaahahaaahahahahaahhha. ahhaahahaahahaha aaaaah shit. Asbestos!"
FUCK! GET ME OFF! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. SHUT UP DAD! I'LL RUN ON THE ROOF IF I - AHHH FUCK! NEARLY FELL OFF.
Ahhh Phew. Ladder.
AWWW DAMN!
MY MULTI-COLOURED SHOELACES! All dirty. Damn you White Dunlops.
Go to hell.
Ahhh damn.
Must vacuum the rear window.

Eventually, I got cut along the way and I have a bandaid that says 'OUCH!!'
Cap'n Obvious.

Arrrrr, me hearties.

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./
One mistake from being together...Won't be seventeen forever and we can get away with this tonight!

Vampires Will Never Hurt You....

Well, My Chem seems to think that.
I wonder if there were Vampires. If there still are.
Its a lot easier to believe in these seemingly perfect...creatures that one would think.
There have been people in history who have had 'vampirical' tendencies.
Is that even a word?

Did you know that about 3000 words get rejected from being entered in the Dictionary every year. Snotty nosed English Scholars wanting to keep all the words for themselves.

But yes.
Back to vampires.
Old school vampires living in modern times with old world charm and English and Corsets is so traditional. It suits really well. Vampires adapting to each trend, being more human than we could imagine. I thought I might keep Deeh focussed on her novel.
So by having random vampire things in my head should be good.

There are only so many differences I can handle.
I know that the first famous story of Dracula [lol. Dr. Acula] came from Vlad the Impaler who was also called Draculea meaning 'Son of the Dragon'. His father was known as Dracul...if memory serves.

One way to terminate the non-life of a vampire would be to pierce the heart with a stake.
Another way I've accepted thanks to the wonderful writer of Vampire Hunter D, I reckon it would also kill them if you decapitate them. And to make sure they don't come back, you have to burn them. Thank you Stephenie Meyer.

Turning.
One of the issues that always comes up in every story or fan fiction ever written about Vampires.
So Yay. A vampire just bit me. YOU CAN'T JUST TURN INTO A VAMPIRE BECAUSE ONE BIT YOU! Just because I bite Lorraine or Deeh or Lana or Jelly doesn't mean they are going to turn into me. Well, maybe Jelly, because she'll eventually bite back. But yer.
There is only one way to turn and that is to transfer blood.
I'm surprised that Smallville got it right. That episode when Lana [not our Lana. Lana Lang. Hate that character.] joins that Frat House and they're all vampires. Yer.
She slices her tongue down the middle before she tries to kiss whatsthatperson...I forget. Its either Clark or some other chick. I mean.
Being a vampire is like a disease. What ales them is a parasite. You can't be one unless you are infected either so...
BUT I DON'T SUGGEST PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY ARE VAMPIRES SHOULD GO AROUND TRANSFERRING BLOOD. YOU'LL FREAKING GET HIV, DOUCHEBAGS.

That brings me to blood.
The presence of blood.
In a vampire.
Why are they so pale?
Its obviously from a lack of blood, but I don't think its not there at all.
If they didn't have blood at all, then they wouldn't need it to survive and then there goes the whole bloodsucker thing.

As for Superhuman strength, speed, hearing, sight and whatsit. Well, they need some kind of advantage over their prey. They need some sort of fighting chance against those damn do-gooder vampire hunters.

As for daywalkers. Oh god. Don't even get me started!
If they aren't halfies or 'dhampirs' as Hideyuki Kikuchi refers them, then they are bullshit.
But then again, we are talking about non-living beings that are pretty indestructable and if they live that long then it is possible to work on a serum to make ensure that natural selection doesn't get to your species.
But I still think its bullshit.

As for the gorgeous thing.
Well, it makes it a lot harder to absolutely loathe your attacker when they are hot as. Well, hot looking seeing as their probably as cold as a marble statue in a museum.
Wouldn't you like to be attacked by someone so beautiful you proably don't even have time to protest because you are hyperventilating and wondering if it is a dream?

We ALL know who Deeh wuld like to be attacked by.
HAHAHA.
I could so imagine Asian Adonis as a vmapire. Hes already got the hot thing down.
So does someone else I have in mind.

I could imagine a lot of people as vampires.
Frank.
Bob.
Gerard, of course. Mainly because he absolutely loves them. He's got the pale, outspoken leader qualities.
Whoa!
Just had the strangest thought.
If I was to match up characters to My Chem from Twilight...
Well, like as if you didn't know the first one...
Frank Anthony Iero as Edward Cullen <3.
Robert Nathaniel Bryar as Jasper Hale <3.
Gerard Arthur Way as Dr. Carlisle Cullen <3.
Raymond Manuel Toro-Ortiz as Emmet Cullen. <3 LOL.
Michael James Way as Esme Cullen. <3.

Frank as Edward because of the curious and over-protective way of Edward. It just reminds me of so many interviews with Frank. He just seems to fit it.
Bobbo as Jasper because Japser was kinda military, take not shit from nobody. There is only one guy in MyChem that would be all in your face and behind the camera, not in front and that is Bobbo. Plus I admire Jasper for his skill and I admire Bob in that same high pedastool way.
Gee as Dr. Cullen because Carlisle is the father figure. The one that looks after everyone. Gee just seems like a good brother to Mikeyface.
Ray-Ray as Emmet because Emmet is the funny but out of the way kinda guy.
I REALISE I MADE MIKEY A FEMALE. I don't mean to offend.
It just seems fitting as the carer. He contributes a lot more to the band than he realises.

Yer.
I gotta clean stuff.

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

So, Dyanne...

Dyz, what did you do this weekend?
Oh, you know. The usual. Vacuuming the entire contents of my fathers rear window. Walking around on the roof counting how many holes we have. Taking photos of damage. Letting out a few insults to the sky in Mandarin.
The usual.

Injuries?
A few cuts on my hands and a few on my legs from the glass. If you think thats bad, you should see my roof. BANDAIDS!!!!!!

What is pissing you off at the moment?
My mom made me get off the roof. It was awesome up there. I could see everything. And there is not a single dark cloud in the fucking sky so its hot again. My dad is sitting outside doing FUCK ALL! We need fucking tarps for our roof and hes sitting out there drinking and trying to get through to our insurance place.
THEY SAID IT WAS GOING TO BE A 2 HOUR WAIT! So In two hours he could go to get tarps.
I would prefer it if my room was not filled with water.

Gahhh.
I'm too angry and my fingers really hurt.
I need a bandaid on my legs. The rest are like little scratches. Don't give a shit about that one.
Bu the one on my foot is hurting like a bitch.
HELLO MISTER BANDAID!
Man, I want Wiggles Bandaids.
Cap'n Feathersword. Boo Yah!

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

Oh Christmas Tree...

Boys and girls of every age. Wouldn't you like to see something strange? Come with us and you will see...
My house at Christmas.

I am about to get mauled by a fake tree.
Wish me luck...
Not falling off the ladder and such.
Damn Tinsel.

I'm reading 'Twilight' again.
Oh my, Jasper Hale. WHY ARE YOU BLONDE???
His story is so sad.
Jacob is a DOG., a mongrel. Damn fleabag.
Werewolves. Ugh. They got nothing on Vampires, yo.
How can Misha prefer Jacob over Edward and the Cullens?
Hes so ughhhhhhhhhhh.

I'm trying not to bite my nails.

I have hardly any electrical tape left after wrapping Lo's present in a billion layers of newspaper.
I must go buy some more...with colours this time.
Haha.
I can be Chris from Coldplay!
Hahah.
Whoo Go Emoline.
I didn't know she liked Coldplay.

We live in a beautiful worldddddddddddddddddd...................

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

holidays.

Yay.
dA can have some more photos.
And I have to yell at my brother.
And make him let me use his SLR.
Not like I'll take no for an answer anyyyyway.

So I need to go some black and white film.
Joy.
And I gotta get something printed.
I want a photograph on my wall above my computer.
AND A FRICKING TRIPOD.
Gahh.

I'm 'Killing Loneliness' with H.I.M.
I should really be cleaning my room.
I should have gone to Mounty County with the mother and father figures...
I mean Parentals.
Hahah.
I yelled out 'Hey Mother Figure' to her in Blacktown and like three ladies looked between us trying to see whether we looked alike.
HAHAHA.
Oh nosy ladies.

My mom wonders why I know all the words to 'Tainted Love'.
Thank you MM.
And yes.
That time I did mean Manson.
What an idiot. Letting go of Dita Von Teese.
She is soooooo hot.
Gah at Burlesque Beauty.
Hahah, yer I dunno when I started calling her that...

Direct Juxtapositioning.
Don't you love English.
"y du we n33d englishh 4 yr 11 +12? wen am ii gunna usee it newayz?"
Hahah. What a stupid question.
Except in her case it could be reasonable seeing as she isn't really using it at the moment.

I like finding random stuff out about myself.
How many times I can say Ryan Gosling's name in one breath...
How many times I can say Frank Iero's name in one breath, which is considerable more...haha
How many days I can go surviving on Coke only...[Six]
How many days I can go without music...[haven't tested, but I say...3.5 minutes]
If I did actually come to see the mOBSCENE...and if it is better than a sex scene.
Hahahaha. 'BE OBSCENE! BE BE OBSCENE!'
Now Manson is stuck in my head!

I want to burn the Backstreet Boys.
The only thing I don't mind seeing is Kevin as Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde in that shitty video clip.
Jekyll and Hyde is one of the best things ever created.

I'm going to clean my room before I get lost in there.

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./
BE OBSCENE!
BE BE OBSCENE!

HAHA Cheeze Jerky Episode was on today!
DANA LIKE HANNAH MONTANA!
WHOOOO!

Ooooh. Niggles.

With 'Don't Stand So Close To Me' stuck in my head and Niggles in front of me...
Well.
Its just kinda odd.
I mean, yes he's all cute and whatever.
But I like the way he dresses.
WHY CAN'T GUYS DRESS NICE ANYMORE?

I won't even bother explaining.
Because I can't.

Try explaining the rides at Loony Park when you don't know the names!
That Carousel became 'that boring ride' and the Saucer thing became 'OMFG. Fucking ace ride'.
Ferris Wheel? 'Slow ass piece of-Ooh! I can see Jenny!'
Oh and that freaking Mouse rollercoaster thingy was well...'freaking Mouse rollercoaster thingy'.

Hey, at least I finally have the bar code on my wrist...
Now if only it was permanent...

Haha. Lana squished the hell out of me on that fkn ace ride. It was hilarious. I could hear Dana's screaming and I just kept laughing at her and Jex, who was probably having a heart attack. I feel bad, but it was just too fucking hilarious.

Gah at Capitol.
Freaky azn photos.
Yes.
I have freaky azn photos.
It was all in Japanese and I'm like WTFF?
And of course, Miss Dana, Asian Extraordinaire, had to translate.

Whoa. The time is 9:11
Hahah.

OMFGGG.
I was listening to my Ministry White Annual 2003 CD one as I do sometimes [a lot actually] and and and.
DUDE.
Scooter. Hahaha
He says the funniest stuff in his songs.
Massive awesome intro and then he just goes 'good morning'.
Hahahah. Its hilarious.

DANA!
SHIT!
COLD MOUNTAIN!
"Is it good?"
"ITS JUDE LAW! WHO CARES?"
HAHAHA.
Train times are funny.

Night <3.>

'Dana. I don't think we're in Loony Park anymore'

First of all, in a non-'Don't Stand So Close To Me by the Police' way, I love Mr J.
He's awesome.
Gahhhh that flower so goes to him.

Hahah.
That makes reference to 'Lolita' by Nabokov.
I actually wanted to read that a while ago when I first heard 'Don't Stand So Close To Me', but I was heaps young and I probably wouldn't have gotten the plot.

Loony Park was heaps fun.
LOL at Jex and Deeh.
It wasn't that bad, Deeh.
But then again...you were flipping out before we got there.
And thats just when it was horizontal.
And your face when it went vertical.
OMFG.
I'm sorry, but I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at you.
Ahahah, and Jex.
Fucking centripetal force!

And damn that Inertia.
GAHHH.
I WAS SO GOING TO THROW MY SHOE AT THAT GUY FROM MITCHEL.
Fucking dickhead.
I was going to get up and pop him in the eye.

Meh....
I'll write more later, I guess.

Tutoring ahoy!

Her friends are so jealous...You know how bad girls get. Sometimes it's not so easy to be the teacher's pet. Temptation, frustration. So bad it makes him cry. Wet bus stop, she's waiting
His car is warm and dry......

Whoa. I know all of that?
Haha/
OH THE POLICE.
One of the Best Bands <3

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

PS. I'll read that Nabokov book now! Well...if I get it somewhere.

Crazytop.

Hahah. How to be Popular.
Meg Cabot is awesome.

I think I might leave my hair curlzarama for formal.
That way the only thing that goes in it i s purple and my usual copious amounts of hairspray.
Which smells like Kiwi fruit by the way.

Blah blah.

Ecetera ecetera.

I feel like watching Matrix again now.
Mr....Anderson.
LOLOL.

I'm lame at this time of night.

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

-oh dear god. someone should ban ms. monotone from usng a remote. fast forwarding the best war scenes. oh and the blood! and napalm bombs. amazing. and GARY!

BARRACK...

Barrack is looking at me.
Freaking holding out them bazooka things.
TRANSFORM!
BACK INTO THE COP CAR FOR YOU, MY LITTLE MONSTROSITY.
Haha. Not so tough now are you, Decepticon?
Ah, and yes! I do think that Starscream is better than you.
BEAT THAT YOU BIT OF PLASTIC.

Okay.
I've stopped talking to Barrack.
Freaking cop car.

LOL.
EYE SOUFFLE.
Haha. Oh Dana and her glittery eyes.

Lana's keychain is funny. We're so mean.
"Lights up the room when she enters"
"No... thats the lights"

I am boreddddddd.
Gahhh at the city tomorrow.
I think I may have lost the note.
Are we even going to leave from Loony Park?
Did Mr. J say we could?
Meh.
LETS EAT LOADS OF LOLLIES AND GET SICK !

I'm guessing I will be dragged to Capitol?
And Kini...erm..Kiniokunyia?
HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT.
just as long as there is Fullmetal Alchemist, I will be satisfied.

LOL.
Helena dress.
Must I do everything?
Guess I'll have to get it made.
Meeeeeeeeeeeep/

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

Well...

This night seems to get better by the second.

"OMG ...i just like love how you can come clean about your pot problem"

My use of the ellipsis was mainly because there was a lot of incoherent fan speak.
Oh yes, Dana and Lo have been down that road with me.
But yer.
WTFF?
MUSSO DID POT?

This is just so funny.
Isn't life just so fucking weird like this?

And I sang the song to Lana [lol, lana. whats your name backwards] and she seems to be proud.
ANNNNYWAY.

Pot.
Wow.
Haha.
What? Like when he was five? Do child stars have TIME to do pot in their cash-rimmed rooms?

Oh little rich kids.
Bash them and steal their SLR's.
Wait...
I have one.
Okay.
The bashing is off.

This is not a love song...unless you love tearing shit down.

Oh, that FOOD thing.
Guess I'll have to get some.
Maybe.

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

THE HUMANS ARE DEAD/

Shut their motherboard fucking systems down.
HAHAHA!
BINARY SOLO!

Hahah. Flight of the Conchords are funny.
Haha.
'COME ON SUCKER, LICK MY BATTERY'

Haha at Shella on Monday.
Me: 'Don't put your umbrella away. When you do, It will just rain more. Murphy's Law'.
Shella: 'Yer, like 'what goes up must come come down?'
Me: 'No, thats gravity'.

Danananana and her glittery eye stuff.
She gets vain when shes bored.
I'll laugh if Azn Adonis was at PB for her brother's thingy.

Meh.
I'm going.
Cooking.
Eh.

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

THE HUMANS ARE DEAD!

Last one, I swear.

I found this just then.
I want to know what people think.
By that, I mean people who read this crappy blog thingy.

The familiar beat ran through my veins and the bass shivered down my spine. The lights switched on and off like an indecisive person trying to decide between light and dark. The words created a sense of soothing in the violent pulse of the music that was being pushed out of the speakers. The taste of the humid air not only clung to my throat, but seemed to consume me entirely. Every sense was enhanced by the illicit drug that my body longed for only minutes before. It was risky, but I was cautious. It was like being a whirlpool of your own mind. When I felt the friendly reaction to the tiny white powder, everything I had felt before was gone and a joyful numbness took over instead. The only words anyone should utter to me anymore should be ‘Just Let Go’. It is what I have done and what I shall continue to do. Let go. Like as if the world stops spinning and the moment is just mine and mine alone. Strangers with sweaty, tired faces close in all around me, making claustrophobia an option. They move together in close proximity and enough to make any person shake with fear. Who cares? Everyone on this dance floor contributed to the dust that collected from the moves they do to show their appreciation of the dee-jay. I have a New Years’ Resolution. Screw everyone else, I will go without emotion.

I hope its not that bad.
I think sits quite crap actually.
Maybe.
But I might use it.

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

UPTOWN GIRL!

variation..? says:
..
dyz; JERKFACE_ -this heart attack. says:
it ws boring walking around my house eating icecream
dyz; JERKFACE_ -this heart attack. says:
im so lonely
variation..? says:
hahahahahaahhahahahhahahahhahaahaahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahha...

Well, its true.
He was laughing at how blunt I was.
Funny that.

I might ask Lorraine to write with me.
A story.
No Idea what about.
I remember our last try....
LOL.

Why do I keep blogging?
God, my life is sooooo pathetic.

LOL at Mr. J singing today.
W're going to walk into Science tomorrow singing Uptown Girl.
Hahaha.
And if he walks around to our table like he usually does, we'll start singing That Summer Lovin' Song from Grease.

Ahhh Teacher karaoke is fun.

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

My Head is Throbbing.

My brain hurts.
I should go get my glasses.
Its hot.

It's too hot to get dressed to go out, so meh. I'll stay at home.
I'm trying to understand Keats, but I just hate him.
UGH at Ms. Jones and her weirdo Poetry.
I prefer 'The Lovesong by J Alfred Prufrock' by Eliot.
Soooo much better and I adore the imagery.
I rather write notes on that instead.

Damn you John Keats.
I should really find out what religion he was.
Thank God I do Philosophy with Bobo the Clown.
Gahhh Clowns freak me out.
I swear he looks like Bobo.
He totally freaked me out, but his accent makes up for it.
But anyway, yer.
Criteria.
Reasons for the reasons.
Basis.
Thats why I need to find out what religion he was.
I think he was Catholic.
Which would totally help because it would be contradictory that he's mention other Deities and Gods, when we're supposed to believe in only one God.

I want Lorraine back online.
GAHHH AT THE FIC LINK SHE SENT ME.
Ten chapters, my arse.
There are like five chapters in every post.
FIFTY!
GAHHHHHH/
Patience.
A virtue never bestowed on me.

PEACE OUT !
-dyz_./

PS. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2952245/1/
Only because I will lose it of I keep it anywhere else.

Three Little Words and A Question Why.

Love's the funeral of hearts.

Oh, John Keats.
Why must your poetry be so confusing?
Why must you write so many contradictions?

WHY CAN'T I FIND ARTIST AND REPERTOIRE?
I wanna sing it with Jex, but she has to listen to it to be able to harmonize and do that whole singing while I am thing.
I can't sing two parts at the same time.
Gah at Ryan and his Layering.
Why does Lo and Jex like MY version of stuff?
I didn't know I HAD a version.
I just sing.
GAH AT YOU GUYS!

Boys, please. Dinner's on me tonight. I am the host and you're the parasite...
I really wish I Jex could here it.
I shoudl just give her the damn link.
Gahhh. WTFF is wrong with me? Why didn't I think of that before?

Lo isn't online.
I need to do that Keats thingy.
I should call her.

No wait, shes here.

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

The City Sleeps In Flames.

I am reaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllly bored.
These are my last words and this is my last breath. I'd give you everything if there was something left. I have nothing left to prove and I will live with my regrets.

I will poke my eyes out.
GAHHHH.
I'm so blooooody bored.
I.T.
Gahhhh.

Anna's making those EYES at me.
LOL
'Like WTFF?'
Stop making the eyes at me, I'll stop making th eyes at youuuu.
Damn those Pommy Artic Monkeys.

Oh, I was supposed to put a picture of Trace's sleeves up here for Lorraine to see why I am so obsessed with his arms. Whoa, that sounded sooooo weird.
Meh.

Ugh. Firefox Portable. Where art thou?
Oh, there you are.
Ugh.
SLOWWWWW.
Damn Myspace.
Damn my long email.
Gah.
I shouldn't have had those Fruit Tingles AND Coke this morning.
I feel just a little sick.

Oh, Trace.
Reaching Frank-Level Obsession.
Very very very very bad.
His sleeves are so coooooool.
Every time I say that I see Jelly's face all WTFF.
Hilarious.
Eh?
HAHAHAHAHA.
Only our group would get that.
Its kind of her default expression.

Meh.
I'll get the photo later.
When Myspace isn't going in rewind.

I'm going to change my Myspaz layout.
I don't know what to though.
I like Jelly's.
Because I made it for her.
I think I might do a similar one.
Meh.

Bell went
PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

BIG HAIR.

My hair is so big it could be the next Godzilla.
Hair-zilla!
Its going to consume me and then the computer.

Trace is such a pretty boy.
I mean, such a pretty name.
Hahah.
That live thingy was before he had Sleeves.

Hahah.
I said that to Jelly and she was like "WTFF? NO SLEEVES?"
Tattoos are so awesome.
I am not getting the 'across the universe'. in a banner. Banners look...um.
Well actually banners look pretty good.
Like the one on Greg's wrist that had 'Do not open before Christmas'.
Fucking love that one.

But I don't want a random banner on me.
But I will get 'across the universe'. on me eventually.

'WHOAAAAAAAAAA KELSEY!'
Gah at Trace's pretty-ness.

dyz; JERKFACE_ -this heart attack. says:
im naming my kid trace LOLOL
.: de3h - Eiji+TepPEi:. Requiem:. I cry when angels deserve to die<3>
lol
.: de3h - Eiji+TepPEi:. Requiem:. I cry when angels deserve to die<3>
i bet r gna forget that by the time u have a kid
dyz; JERKFACE_ -this heart attack. says:
shush
dyz; JERKFACE_ -this heart attack. says:
i'll write it in my blog!


Would I forget that?

PEACE OUT !
-dyz_./

PS. OMFG. He is soooo pretty. Even guys have to agree.

Grey Skys <3

Hahah.
Ahhhh, my kind of weather.
Thunder, lightning, random massive winds that blow dirt into my lunch.
Too bad I had to get rid of it, but the weather was pretty.

London weather.
LOL.
I will end up there one day.
Hopefully.

Hehehehhe.
Ew...that sounds like a chipmunk taking over the world.
Hahahha.
Better.

Right.
I got Dana into the song.
Oh yeeeeeah.
Choreographed dancing!
Just not as ghey as HSM.

PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

WASN'T YOUR GIRLFRIEND...!

Choosing sucks.

Friends or That 70's Show?
I think I'll have to go for 70's because I've watched every episode ever made of Friends.

The beat of this song really makes me wanna dance.
As in choreographed dancing.
FIVE SECONDS OF HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL AND LOOK!
LOOK AT WHAT ITS DOING TO ME!

Or it could be its a pretty good song. Something Lana would be proud I like. Hahah, oh dear God. Don't tell her. She'll turn us into Josa's back up dancers.
Hahha.
I want them to do another dance. It was funny when Alyssa screwed up and was 'SHIT!' and Miss C's face was all...'I'll forget you said that....'

So yer.
The 'lighter hair'.
Took 2 fucking hours.
AND
I've finally figured out what Sean's/Shaun's/Don't-know-how-to-spell-his-name's job.
HE DOES THE PIERCING!
Ha, take that imaginary Misha that is sitting next to me that I just kicked.

'WHY YOU TRIPPIN' ON ME!?'
lol.
I've got to stop listening to this song.
'Repeat' was a bad invention.
Okay, I lie.
Without 'Shes Says' on repeat this weekend I could not have been able to save myself from the DHR. Ick.
DHR was never meant to be.
YOU BETTER APPRECIATE ALL YOU'RE PUTTING ME THOUGH! DEEH, LO.

Eight thirty.
Bored as.

'And I'll swim the ocean for you, Kelsey'.
It was originally Chelsea...
Kelsey sounds better, Chelsea is everywhere.
Chelsea Dagger was on VH today.
Ugh.

Ugh at everything.
Ugh at heels.
Ugh at drowning in directions, otherwise known as dyz's swimming.
Ugh at MONDAYS.
Ugh at my birthday being on a Wednesday next year.
Yay at the 16 sugars I am predicting they will ask me to do.
YAY AT THE FACT THAT DEEH WILL BE THERE!!

Maybe her Azn Adonis will walk past and be all 'Hi, Deeh. Hey Happy Birthday...um who are you?'
LOL. That's okay. Not my Adonis.
But he has shiny hair.
I like shiny hair.
SHINY.

Just wanted to say it again...
I hope Julian forgets.
I mean, hes alright an all...But but but.....
Gah at him and his comment that kinda ripped me in half.
Plus, I am technically...uh....SIX hours older.
I could probably bash him.
Okay, I probably couldn't.
Whatevs.

Night.
PEACE OUT!
-dyz_./

PS. SHINY!